Friday, August 26, 2005

More On Tom Sizemore

Not to get all nitpicky about people's turn-ons and turn-offs, but who the fuck out there is thinking:

Oh my god! Tom Sizemore has a sex tape?!?!?! I'm so getting that! I just about creamed my pants when I heard the news! Oh my god! Oh my god!

Am I that much a troll living underneath a bridge that I don't really care to see Tom Sizemore having sex?

Yes, Michael. Yes you are.

I thought that I might be.

4 comments:

gravel said...

I'm inclined to agree with you, re: the timely "leak" of celeb sex tapes. Seems like a quick way to gain some notoriety and perhaps some "edge". But who really cares, anyways? It did wonders for Pam and Paris, but who really gives a fuck about Tom Sizemore? Or any celeb for that matter?

Michael said...

Part of it might be the sex appeal of the celebrity involved. Pam and Paris are widely consider sexy women so naturally there are more people out there who would pay to watch them have sex. We're visually stimulated as an audience that way. Not to really know the sex appeal of Tom Sizemore, but I just have to wonder if there are really than many die-hard Tom Sizemore, or for that matter, Fred Durst fans out there that would consider them sexy enough to want to see a tape of them shagging some hoochies.

Anonymous said...

Who said 'leak' I hear the mother fucker has a whole website devoted to the sex tapes.

Michael said...

I heard that too, but I actually think that the website is going to be sued,which implies to me that it's not his website per se. But then again I could be wrong.