Not to get all nitpicky about people's turn-ons and turn-offs, but who the fuck out there is thinking:
Oh my god! Tom Sizemore has a sex tape?!?!?! I'm so getting that! I just about creamed my pants when I heard the news! Oh my god! Oh my god!
Am I that much a troll living underneath a bridge that I don't really care to see Tom Sizemore having sex?
Yes, Michael. Yes you are.
I thought that I might be.