Friday, February 16, 2007

My 30th Birthday Party: A Photo Essay

Sorry for the lateness in finally posting something. My work schedule has been a little crazy lately (waking up "really early" now as opposed to "just early"), but here's a little peak at some of the better photographs we got from my big 30th birthday bash.


A group shot at Beerfest.


Our table of dead soldiers at Beerfest.


Cheers!


Jeff and Jay rawking out.


Before Jeff gives his official endorsement of water at The Billards Club on Whyte. That Jeff, he's hard fuckin' core! To the max!


Lori and Jordan being all mushy with each other. For fuck's sake, get a room you jerks!


A toast at The Billiards Club.


Aftermath of the toast. Don't worry, folks. I kept that one down.


Hey ladies! Two cunning linguists flash their skills.


After another round. Oh yeah, I kept that one down too.


Group sex.


I don't know how to describe this one. I was checking out the official Jay Sparrow autograph on Jordan's chest.


Then Jay goes to inspect his own autograph. And more!


The best picture of Ian anybody has ever taken.


It was nice that everybody was having so much fun.


A hug from Nadine.


Michelle and Stephanie.


I just had to post this one because I really had to photoshop the hell out of this one. The glare was amazing before I started working on this one. Maybe if people would tan more I wouldn't have this problem.


Two geezers show their disdain for 30. Yeah 30, you ain't so fucking tough. You ain't nothin' at all, bitch!


A birthday kiss from Stephanie.












And I will leave you now with what is, quite possibly, the greatest single photograph of a human being I have ever seen. I'm not just saying that, either. I have literally seen thousands and thousands of pictures of people, but none have matched the brilliance of this last photograph. I really need to build the hype on this one because it's absolutely stunning. I wish that I was the photographer who captured this next bit of the human spirit, but, sadly, it's not one that I snapped because I happened to be the model in the picture. Brace yourself
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Thirty ain't shit!

1 comment:

Nicole Pakan said...

Looks like you had a wonderful time. I'm so glad you made it out of there in one piece!

-N

PS-There is no way that anyone could tell, from those pictures, that you're over the hill!